Evening Stunted in positive headline shocker

One of my readers noted that The Evening Standard (hereafter known as The Stunted) was a glow with positivity yesterday as it ran a headline about togetherness, collective responsibility and supportive behaviour:

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One of my recent posts was rather critical of the British press, so it is only right that I should redress the balance by drawing attention to the Stunted's positive behaviour here. Thank you for running such a warm and fuzzy headline.