Surplus to requirements

You don't need me to comment on the news on days when the news parodies itself. That happened today - police taking delivery of Tony Blair's £100k bomb-proof BMW 7-series were surprised when they opened the 'impenetrable', 'secure' container andfour asylum-seekers jumped out. It seems that the asylum-seekers were less pleased at jumping out of a container into the middle of Scotland Yard.

You couldn't make it up...